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the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
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The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
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Light blue nails means you're a fucken poes
" nunu probably has light blue nails because she's a poes"
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A precision, semi-automatic rifle chambered in .50 BMG. .50 BMG, being the same caliber used in Browning anti-armor and anti-aircraft machine guns since World War I.
Primarily used for anti-armor or "anti-matierial" operations. Capable of stopping many small armored vehicles, it serves its purpose well. Its effective range is over a mile. Although impractical, it can be used as an anti-personnel weapon. For sniping "soft" targets, a lighter weapon like a 7.62mm rifle would be preferrable.
There's an artillery emplacement on a ridge about a mile North of here. Someone get me an M82.
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When multiple bros work together to accomplish something.
Bro 1: Did you see that YouTube video “we all lift together?”
Bro 2: No what is it?
Bro 1: 5 guys hammer a nail in rhythm.
Bro 2: Many hands make light work.
A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
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The elements that keep Knuckles} going
Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going
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