A more proper form of Man Minge
Pardon me sir, your male minge is protruding from your bathing suit.
A male who has level 5 gyatt and can rizz up ice spice in Ohio ultimate city.
I am a Skibidi Sigma Ohio male who will conquer ice spice level 5 gyatt city.
Jelly male is a person who confidently plays jelly go in public asserting his dominance, a sigma polishes a jelly males shoes just to hear jelly go advice.
10/10 baddie: "I went out with him just because I heard he was a jelly male."
a man who thinks he’s better than a woman in any aspect.
like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.
"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”