Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
Mike - short for gambling addict
The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.
Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend
That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike