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noun: Tar Runner Mud Baby
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A toddler or very young child of African American decent that is seen primarily in urban areas wearing nothing but a diaper and a pacifier.
synonyms: Niglet, Nigger baby, Hood Angel, Jiggabooboo
"I nearly fell out of my rocking chair and dropped my boom stick when that little tar runner mud baby ran up to my porch"
"There ain't no sense in havin' a Tar Runner Mud Baby if they gonna be needin' that there welfare"
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The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.
My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.
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Someone or something that is just too ugly to look at. Barely less hideous than fugly, but not by much.
OMG! That guy is uglier than a mud fence.
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when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self
Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
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Someone jacking off using large portions of caked mud.
Did you see that hill billy in the woods yesterday? He was mud jacking like a mad man!
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A party where you can watch naked women mud wrestle and guys can even mud wrestle naked them selves.
Are you going to that naked mud wrestling party?
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Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"
Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.
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