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When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
Oh man, last night I had to sleep with me mum. I had to call in Wank team 6 and everything.
Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life
I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.
Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?
A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
When you shank someone right after you rape them. Commonly used in prison situations.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank
The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?