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one off

A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.

Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.

Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?

by Big NYC Jay June 25, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 March 16, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


one-itis

The coward's word for love.

Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.

by MonikerZ October 20, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xbox One

A console made by Microsoft in 2013, it has 3 models, the original from 2013, The S from 2016, And The X from 2017, which can play 4K Games at 60FPS

Guy:Hey, you got the new PS4
Guy 2: Nah, Xbox one is better.

by XboxGamerOne August 4, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice One

Nice One

A very attractive man you could see yourself with.

A drop dead gorgeous guy.

Monesha: Girl I was out last night and saw some nice one's.

Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.

Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.

by SteelX May 21, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Direction

One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.

They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.

One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.

Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?

Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.

Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?

Person 2: I think not;D

by DirectionerForever. December 27, 2011

253๐Ÿ‘ 400๐Ÿ‘Ž


one time

Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).

Dealer, I would like to use my one time now.

by CaptPicard776 July 18, 2010

119๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž