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A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.
Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
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Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
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Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
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A console made by Microsoft in 2013, it has 3 models, the original from 2013, The S from 2016, And The X from 2017, which can play 4K Games at 60FPS
Guy:Hey, you got the new PS4
Guy 2: Nah, Xbox one is better.
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Nice One
A very attractive man you could see yourself with.
A drop dead gorgeous guy.
Monesha: Girl I was out last night and saw some nice one's.
Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.
Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.
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One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.
They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.
One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?
Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.
Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?
Person 2: I think not;D
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Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).
Dealer, I would like to use my one time now.
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