Someday i will be over the sea

writer wants to tell that he is going to die very soon

do not make a fun of the cancer, because someday i will be over the sea

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

pork fat comb over

The result of trying to hide one's balding scalp with long strands of bacon combed in one direction.

I don't know why he bothers trying to cover his bald head. Now he looks like Hitler with a pork fat comb over.

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build a bridge an get over it

what you say to someone, when the simple 'get over it' just wont do

A: my dog has died, im soo sad
B: i dont care, build a bridge an get over it

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Going Over The Top

When a guy puts his junk over the top of his pants in order to relieve himself instead of just undoing the zipper

Guy1: Man its so much easier to go over the top.

Guy2: Dude im peeing dont talk.

Guy1: Just try going over the top.

Guy2: Dude this is sweet.

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Cum all over me

Cum all over me is what a female says to make the male cum all over her

Oh yes daddy cum all over me you fat wet sloppy shit. Oh yes harder you dirty boy ooooooh I’m gonna cum push it in more!!

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