you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

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playing Halo

1. To hang out under the pretense of playing a popular video game for the purpose of making out or having passionate, lascivious sex.

2. A euphemism for a furtive romance, usually one centered around hot and dirty sex.

3. A common misspelling of Killing Aliens.

"The two of us cannot join your jovialities, as we are already scheduled to play Halo this evening."

"Where are Matthew and Melissa?" "They're playing Halo."

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stop playing krunker

Lots of middle school kids play krunker.io, but some don't want it. So they say it.

Dammit, brogan stop playing krunker!

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squeeze play

Similar to the butt hug but this is when you know you can't score the "homerun" so settle for the squeeze. Cause everyone uses first base, second base, third base to describe how far you have gone.

I think ill settle for the squeeze play its better than nothing considering I know I won't get the homerun.

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play to much

A person who knows their job well but likes to play.

You're so smart but play to much.

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play the accordion with you

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.

"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

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let's play it by ear

It's never going to happen.

Can we reschedule our date to next Saturday?

That's fine.

What time?

Let's play it by ear.

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