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Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Minnesota Sucker Punch

meteorology. An onslaught of heavy snow and extreme cold following a brief period of mild, pleasant weather. Common in March. Statistically coincides with State Boys Basketball Tournament.

"Man, with the beautiful weather we've been having, I thought spring was here. Turns out we were just being set up for the Minnesota Sucker Punch.

by The Mind of Matt March 2, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


telegraphed his punches

almost like winding up for your punch or cocking your arm back; it is a little reflex that shows you are going to punch before you do it. Experienced fighters are usually better at hiding how they are coming at you or not at all. Sometimes if you are quick enough it doesn't matter.

silvers Author | 2007-05-06 22:18:30

street fighter didn't have shit. there was no art in his technique. he telegraphed his punches like a bitch and because of this he was easy to read. mma guy waits for him to swing, knows where the kids head is and bang, bang, bang. socked him with the left like 3 times in a row near the end with that shit

stolen from -(a fighting tips website)

by gRyPhOn July 11, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Electric donkey punch

The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.

The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.

by cravy October 30, 2007

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secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 7, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mad Dog Punch

During combat when your so furious, you deliver a punch that packs so much strength, force and energy that it cause's your enemy to simply explode.

Homeless man wakes up after being urinated on. He becomes so furious and he cocks backs his arm to deliver the Mad Dog Punch. Then it happens the urinater just becomes a million pieces on the floor.

by Bum killa 101 April 13, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!

Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!

by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž