Rule 43

Rule #43 of No Nut November (3N) states that nutting is permitted as long as it on another individual. This is especially true if done to show dominance.

Person 1 - “Kyle said you nutted on him, bro, you failed No Nut November.”
Person 2 - “No, bro, not according to Rule 43.”

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Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

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ja rule

a new york rapper wich is really hot so shut the fuck up you haters ... he's done some really good songs ..he cant help it with his voice so back off

ja rule-im from new york ft jadakiss and fat joe

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Rule 69

I am god, always will be, obey me or banned

Noob- Why was I banned

Me probably- not following rule 69

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Rule 39

Applies to the internet: If no proof is shown, the tits are fake

guy: i aint going into private chat intil you show proof your a woman, Rule 39 and all
Webcam lady:....
guy: i'm still not convinced....

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rule 101

If your are ugly you do not exist.

"Dude" -Im an ugly stupid emo faggot!
"Other dude" - No need to worry, by rule 101 you do not exist

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Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

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