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When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.
I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho
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left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.
"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"
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A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
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A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
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A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.
She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!
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The act where two homosexuals forcefully try to convert a third individual.
Bill and Joe were carefully approaching Bob from each side of the bed. Bob, unaware, was now becoming a victim of a San Francisco Sandwich.
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A scrumptious sandwich which can be found at Big Nig's reasturant.
Shit man that nigger mcnigger sandwhich was the mack shit you gotta try one chase.
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