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It's time for the girls to have a go.
The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
National go have sex with someone you care about day.
“Dude what’re ur plans for September 15th?” Bro you know i gotta go have sex with this really cool person i care about a lot!
September 15th is send nudes day. Girls and boys will need to send nudes to each other
The day i asked out my crush of 2 years.
son: what happened on september 15th dad
me: it was the day i fell in love with your mom and made her mine
september 15th:
the baddest bitches was born in this day and it’s s8 fax. your also a virgo too.
when’s your birthday?
september 15th
oh so you a bad bitch.
The day to punch Sean in the face.
September 15th is a day that a violent act occurred and Sean should be punched.
September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”
Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.
X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!