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Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
Eating like there is no tomorrow
im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds