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The High School special is when a man takes his pants off, bends over, spreads his buttcheeks apart, and then proceeds to put his hands behind his legs and repeatedly clap while spinning in a circle. It can be an act of celebration or just simple a way of making everyone at the party sick to their stomachs. It is a horrible act to witness, but when one sees it, they have no choice but to appreciate it.
Only one man can perform the High School Special, it is never duplicated or imitated.
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When you poop in the glovebox of sombodies car.
That fucking customer pissed me off so I gave her car the Shaft Foshizzle Special.
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I gave Jake a special naked kiss and almost choked, his cock is so big.
I gave Jennifer a Special Naked Kiss and got her herpes on my lips.
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The Saterday night special is a joint rolling technique in which you use 3 papers to produce a large either cylindrical or cone shaped Marijuana cigarette.
Yo son, I just rolled the fattest saterday night special, lets go toke it in the treehouse!
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A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
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Used in reference to a member of law enforcement. Specifically when located in their vehicle.
Yo Jose!!! Put that shit out. Damn blue light special is right behind us yo!!
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This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
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