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When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…
The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!
Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!
The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face
scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise