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The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal
A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"
When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.
The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?
the act of sexually biting a partner's ear
"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!