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Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.
Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’
Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’
Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’
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A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.
damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock
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A girl on their period would use a sock if they did not have a pad.
"OH SHIT; I LEAKED"
*takes off sock*
*Sock turns Red*
Girls Red Sock = Emergancy.
.....
End Story.
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A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)
A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.
David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me
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When a male wears the socks of a female. Thus stretching the material, making his mother furious.
Jesse: I had no other socks to wear!
Smalerie: SOCK FAGGOT!
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when you give a girl anal and the guy punches her in the kidneys and he pulls out fast then the blood on her socks r red and white striped
Yo! Keith i gave that bitch striped socks.
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An extremely overused phrase meaning Oh my God that is so totally awesome! This phrase goes along with the trend of being a 'little girl' with hair bows and hello kitty accessories who says cute little things that are so geeky they are adorable. I hope nobody says it anymore or else they need to die!
Haha, oh my God I know Disney movies are so awesome they rocks my socks! Haha I know I'm so geeky, except no I'm not, I don't even like Disney movies but the cool thing is to act like I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm gonna like stuff that isn't cool.
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