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A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk
he is lack toes and tolerence
When you gesture the person in the adjacent bathroom stall / urinal for vigorous anonymous sex.
I hear Larry is the bathroom doing the Utah Toe Tapper.
What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.