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ayo is that ME?
Guy: please have sex with me
Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin
Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole
Girls and boys are able to lose their Virginity to anyone who's down. It doesn't matter if they are in a relationship as long as there down.
Bro I'm bout to participate in Lose Virginity December.
When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
I lost my virginity, When will you loose your virginity?
Someone who will forever remain a virgin
Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”
A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.
Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?
Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.
Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?
Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.
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