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Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020


Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021


band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020


Band Nerds

Nerds who are commonly known for blowing. (IE. Trumpets, ect.)

"Haha, dude, my girl's one of those band nerds!"

by IE. True Informer October 29, 2015


banded peak school

a yoke

fucking yoke of a place, Needs to be teared down. Banded peak school means short bus of schools.

by ducking loser June 19, 2017


Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023


Boss Band

Those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it's really a hairband around their heads...

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.

Yo what's that hair thing doing around Christie's head?

- Oh, that? It's a Boss Band.

by themadster May 19, 2010