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alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 15, 2017


montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 February 25, 2014


Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016


Apple-Bottom Gene

The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.

Dang. She must have that apple-bottom gene, since she's wearing those boots with fur.

by bfh23 February 16, 2011


apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018


Apple Jackie Chan

When a creative team run of quality and/or relevant ideas and instead resort to abstraction. Similar to the term Jump-the-shark, going 'Apple Jackie Chan' is a point of no return for as future output, which afterward consists of disconnected nonsense.

Wow, this TV show really went Apple Jackie Chan real fast. It makes no sense anymore!

by *<@:D February 10, 2022


fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

by The Rue October 02, 2009