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the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.
DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY
A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!
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Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating
<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
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1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.
2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.
1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.
2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!
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When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass
I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild
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