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When a girl occasionally lets one and then horny guys try to sniff it out.
Jeff saw Jenna wearing a miniskirt and eating boiled eggs so he put his nose in front of her asshole and squeezed her stomach and out came a hot egg girl fart right up his nose and he loved it and then she bitch slapped him and then she threw him on the floor, sat on his face, and let out an even juicier one right in his mouth and it smelled like sh*t and then they f***ed each other and got married.
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Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".
BH=butthole
Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.
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An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
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A term used for someone who is mischeivous, but cute just the same.
Our young daughter was getting ready to go with us to town, and we said, "Let's go, little fart!"
Our young cat likes to stand nearby us before he jumps on the chair. My husband will say, "Hey, little fart!"
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To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.
Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
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The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.
Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.
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When you fart and a small chunk of corn comes out.
I ate so much corn last night that I kept corn farting all day.
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