Biking blindliy in black at night on the left side
American Roulette on a bike
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A Caucasian person who tries to adopt and reflect African American appearance, mannerisms , and culture.
Person 1: why does Justin Bieber try to act like he grew up with Rick Ross or something?
Person 2: oh he's just Crackerican American
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When a dick is longer than a chode but maintains the same girth or thickness.
"Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"
"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"
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the pornstar name for a man named Jeff Henkel. He is infamous in the business.
Hey American Steel will you be at this premier?
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the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined βamerican assholeβ because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
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The ideal sandwich maker who has great skill. Criteria includes: Ninjas who have a black belt with two purple stripes on it.
This requires time, skill, practice, and patience.
Carrie: I wish I was the new the american idol.
Shelby: so you wish you were like me?
Carrie: Yes...
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When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.
Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.
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