April 26

National fag day

“He’s born on April 26,” what a fag”

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April 17

National nudes day is on April 17. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual pictures (nudes) and/or actions(videos).

Imma get her pics tonight. April 17 is national nudes day!

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April 22nd

anyone who is born on this day will forever be a baby.

person 1 - my birthday is april 22nd
person 2- omg lol ur such a little feetus,

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April 13

On April 13 it is National Grab a Pussy Day

National Grab Pussy Day is on April 13

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April 17

April 17 is a day reserved for those who don’t get to touch a large amount of booty so this day is NATIONAL GRAB BOOTY DAY!!!!

Hey it’s April 17 its national grab booty day go get her man!

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April 17

Free nudes day from any girl

I got to see her tits on april 17.

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April 5th

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

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