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el rancho de asshole

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."

by masaharu morimoto April 21, 2004


Rip them a new asshole

To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.

"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."

by rileyb1318 February 17, 2018


bitch asshole nigga cunt

bitch asshole nigga cunt, spoken in an indian accent, is an insult derived from the coast of india.

Patlu: "Bloody fuck you bloody bitch"

Jud: "Bloody bitch asshole nigga cunt"

by Genie333 April 25, 2023


a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020


makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 24, 2017


a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 08, 2007


Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative April 29, 2018