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Hey, you fucking asshole.

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.

"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

by Jolee Bindo May 16, 2005

38πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


el rancho de asshole

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."

by masaharu morimoto April 21, 2004

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rip them a new asshole

To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.

"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."

by rileyb1318 February 17, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bitch asshole nigga cunt

bitch asshole nigga cunt, spoken in an indian accent, is an insult derived from the coast of india.

Patlu: "Bloody fuck you bloody bitch"

Jud: "Bloody bitch asshole nigga cunt"

by Genie333 April 25, 2023

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 24, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 8, 2007

70πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž