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(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
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The act of insulting your sexual partner after having sex with them. Commonly known as the Bang Slam.
After a nice romantic sex fest, Joe told his girlfriend she has a vagene like a wizard's sleeve. The worst "Bang Slam" possible.
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When your attracted to someone emotionally but not physically so you would only want to bang them emotionally not with ur body.
Yo i'd emotional bang Kyle he's awesome but he has a penis and i'm not into that
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when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
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the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
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When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
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-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.
Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
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