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The act of insulting your sexual partner after having sex with them. Commonly known as the Bang Slam.
After a nice romantic sex fest, Joe told his girlfriend she has a vagene like a wizard's sleeve. The worst "Bang Slam" possible.
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(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
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when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
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the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
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when bob turkey slaps a donkey with a banana whilst wanking his actual cock
bob just did a bob bang on that donkey
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A slang bang is when a person engages in a great degree of slang words or broken English, accompanied by hand gestures and signs.
Naughty By Nature
"It's all about a slang bang
Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
Word up, we don't care where you're from
Everybody can get down with the slang bang
We doin "rhyme-bys" on record"
"Laura Beth you're a white girl, you can't grow up to be a black woman, police that raps"
"But Mommie I always practice my slang bang"
When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
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When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
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