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1.When a dude takes two pirate hookers home from the bar and one of them makes out with him while the other one blows him.
2.Can also be used as an invitation for afformentioned act.
Dude I went home with these two girls from McCalla and they wanted to blow me a kiss!
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when you are smokin weed....you tell some one to turn tha blunt around and blow it into ur mouth
Yo take tha blunt and BLOW ME A GUN
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The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
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They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
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when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
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To leave a place with bad vibes.
"Hey tuts, why don't you lose the dead weight so we can blow this juke joint!?"
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when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
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