Batman Boner

You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.

Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover

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Boner Points

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

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Boner Rip

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

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boner bob

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.

boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

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boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.

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Friend Boner

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!

OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.

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soul boner

(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable

(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!

(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)

person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now

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