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Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.
We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....
Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.
Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!
(n.) a way to refer to the group of friends you're most comfortable and familiar being around.
The bread and wine are a mixture of your "day 1's", "BFFs", "bros", and "OGs." They represent the flesh and blood of your friend group.
Person 1: Who's coming?
Person 2: The bread and wine.
A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.
Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.
Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.
We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....
The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.