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mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread
a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.
"The meatballs on that sub were so big, that I ended up with three whole bites of cuck bread!"
Aj manning; a non gypsy who is an idiot
Non-alcoholic Beer, especially one rich in nutrient Vitamin Cheems from the yeast used to ferment it.
The shelves were full of Bread drinks but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.
Slang for: bed
Also, a term used to express excitement and happiness.
Definition:
A small group of people in the Kentish towns use this word as a slang term for bed. Sometimes, you can hear "a bit of breeeeeaaaadddd" echoing around Rainham on a quiet summer's night. This means that people in this area are aware of the bread, making them happy and excited.
"It's time for a bit of bread" - It's time for bed.
"It's bread time" - It's bedtime
"A bit of breeeeeaaaadddd" - I'm happy and content
Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.