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when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”
“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.
-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.
Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”
The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
A candy cane without its wrapper
I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.