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Candy

The sweetest most loving person you will ever meet. A candy will brighten up your day no matter what’s going on and they will always be there for you. They are sweeter than their name suggest and their eyes are greener than the largest and most beautiful oak forest. But most importantly a Candy will be the most important person you meet so make sure you never let them go.

Oh look it’s the ever so lovely Candy.

by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021


Candy

The most loving and kind person you ever meet. They will help you through every problem you ever face and will be there for you eternally. They will have their ups and downs and yet through each flaw and imperfection you only end up loving them more by the end of it. A Candy will help you through your problems in life and in return you should help them through theirs.

OMG is that the ever so bright candy!!!???

by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021


A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto November 29, 2012


Sports Candy

Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities

Sporticus sure do like sports candy

by diosussybaka April 22, 2024


Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating

You ready to try the Dirty candy ?

by Dev_atar February 24, 2022


candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009


Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.

Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.

by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016