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While having anal sex with your female partner, massage the clitoral area until she ejaculates. At this time, simultaneously remove your penis from her anus, dip it in the ejaculate and proceed to paint her butthole
Hey bill, your sister let me do anal last night, and I even got to finish off with a rust check
Hey look at me while i do something stupid.
*Standing on top of something that shouldn't be stood on*
Guy: Ayeeee check me 45
Guy #2: Stop saying that you are an idiot.
Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis
Dude 1: (Checks the competition)
Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!
Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.
The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.
Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf
Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.
“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny
Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.
"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."