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As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
a type of music that has really powerful instrument playing, but the singer sounds like he's choking on a horse cock. rap, while the beats are not real, they are pretty good and you can at least understand what the fuck the guy is saying. see: gay, choking on cock, lame,
grrr, i am goth and listen to music that sounds like a horse raping a cow, i cut myself and hate god, i want to be a death metal artist and can't get any girls
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A dangerous person, able to fight.
That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!
When you share the obsession for symmetry displayed by the anime character Death The Kid, from the anime Soul Eater.
Dude that lampshade isn't symmetrical
You have serious Death The Kid syndrome!
1.a sandwich that is so unhealthy that it could kill you in 20 minutes with only one bite.
2. when a person is being attacked by two people,most likely juggalos.
1.
guy 1:man,i feel like shit.
guy 2:well,thats what happens when you combine 2 eggs with 1 pound of 3 different cheeses,bacon,and bread toasted in bacon grease.if it wernt for that cranberry juice,you'd be dead.
guy 1:yeah,youre probably right,but that was one delicious death sandwich
2.
guy 1:hey bitch,fuck off.
guy 2:yeah.you dont want none of this death sandwich.
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When a man who has been up late night on the computer tries to crawl into his girlfriend's wife's bed when they are pregnant without waking them.
Zach tried to crawl in without waking veronica. It never happened thus becoming subliminal death.
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