When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.
Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
or
Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
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the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles
Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?
Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!
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A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of
Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking
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A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.
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A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"
Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.
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A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.
Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!
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The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.
Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."
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