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A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs
*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*
Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"
Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"
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Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.
I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot
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a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST
and they love minnions
Look at that facebook boomer on that bench
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When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
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That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).
On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.
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A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.
Facebook Story:
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
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When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.
Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!
Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."
Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."
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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"
Cheri: "No, what?!"
Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"
Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."
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