Fire hydrant

The act of a man or boy of having a boner

a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.

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Fire cat

Fire ass pussy

The girl I fucked with last night got some fire cat

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You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.

1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

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The Fire Exit

When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away

I gave gavin the fire exit last night, I dont think he's happy

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fire break

A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the waist, neck, and upper parts of limbs on your extremely paranoid friend.

I'll show you my fire breaks if you show me you landing strip.

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Fire and forget

A weapon you can shoot and then forget about it after you've fired it. In games often considered weapons for "stupid people".

Dude that missile launcher is a Fire and forget weapon, i hate that guy using it, that was an unfair loss for me

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you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!

You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.

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