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Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"
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When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.
My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.
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(n). Someone who is prejudiced against a certain fast food chain for no apparent reason or based on one small incident that occurred at the restaurant.
Gosh, Emily is so fast food racist when it comes to Burger King when she's never even eaten there!
Just because Erica got an onion ring in her French fries, that's no reason to be fast food racist.
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A term for which all definitions have been deleted, because the duh-weebs who delete them don't have the decency or the capability to write a better daffynition.
Food Guide Pyramid is a food guide for duh-weebs.
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White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and don’t realize that they’re the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!
White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.
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The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”
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food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.
Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.
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