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Get away from my buddhism

1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)

"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."

by buster chestnutz March 28, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.

Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3

One of Nate Dogg’s linea from eminem’s song β€œShake That”. Not originally from β€œyou reposted in the wrong neighborhood”

2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

by thatsthat_ August 17, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.

Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!

by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


third rock from the sun

A television of the late nineties generally considered to be complete garbage.

"Third Rock from the Sun? That show was almost as bad as Frasier!"

by Da Illest Hustla July 5, 2006

13πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Milad from iran

The term is used to describe something incredible hairy just like the superstar from iran

I smashed a chick last year who had a total Milad from iran down there she was so hairy I'm still coughing up hair balls from when I went down on her

by Freediverspider March 1, 2016

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

by vinny125125 February 25, 2012

28πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž