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When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.
Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.
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whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
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(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
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All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”
All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.
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On October 5th, you can ask your girlfriend anything but they can’t say no, they have to say yes or else you have to break up with them.
National Girlfriends Have To Say Yes To Everything Day!- ask her to buy you something or give you a massage but they can’t say no.
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a sentence used for the trolling
person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
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