What all the cool kids should be saying these days.
Jenn- Woahh! Did you just see that flip?!
Matt- I know! Like, holy amazing!!
Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa
Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit
Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)
Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?
Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker
Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker
When you get scared l, shocked or something cool happens instead of saying holy sh*t say holy salt
Dan: boo 👻
Ellen: ahhhhh holy salt you scared me
A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.
Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT
To holy trinity- the act of consuming 5 alcoholic beverages, smoking a joint, and using 2 zyn pouches, in sequential order within 1 hour.
Holy trinitied
“Holy shit goose is making some weird fucking noises”
“Yeah dude he’s on his 3rd straight holy trinity”
Holy Shut is the after effects of intercourse with your ex girlfriend. This includes you penis being limp and irritated for at least two hours.
After sex I started to have the Holy Shut effect and it annoyed the hell out of me.