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Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH
bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that
Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.
"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"
when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.
happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.
Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?
Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!
The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"