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jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 26, 2008

300๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Pants

A pair of ill fitting pants in which the crotch sags well below the knee

"those daddy pants, make you look well hung"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

50๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Debo Dance Pants

usually a sheisty rapscallion that shows up to your party to drink the beer and never be seen again. a "debo" also usually contributes nothing and whines constantly. a truly miserable person to be around.

Put the knife down rick, you're being a real Debo Dance Pants.

by oh newman February 19, 2010


polly prissy pants

A little girl doll owned by South-Park's Eric Cartman. She often likes to pretend to be Salma Hayak.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

111๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 12, 2006

140๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

100๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž