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spit internet game

to hit on someone via the interent

yo, that party was full of lame white dudes that spend their time spitting internet game at highschool girls

by some white dude July 22, 2003

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Internet Uncertainty Principle

As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>

huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle

by erroris September 18, 2008

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Internet tough guy

A succesfull person who is just one plain ticket away from kicking your ass.

daaamn, that internet tough guy just took out mike tyson in one punch!

by Anonymous24526453 May 1, 2009

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Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

by Dick Mc. February 22, 2011

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surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 30, 2003

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internet liberty warrior

A libertarian. The name comes from their obsessive screeching of "RON PAUL!!!" AND "LIBERTY!!!" on internet forums and YouTube comments, and their angry kneejerk reactions to any criticism of their lord and savior Ron Paul and of libertarianism. The term is similiar to "Social Justice Warrior", which describes similar behavior by far left individuals about their causes.

(The following situation takes place on an message board of some sort)

Person #1: I think that capitalism definitely has some flaws because...

Person #2: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU!! FREE MARKET! RON PAUL REVOLUTION!

Person #1: Shut the fuck up and let me speak, internet liberty warrior.

by The Dreamer Of Dreams December 23, 2013

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rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.

by JarlBatman August 19, 2015

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