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Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

by Dick Mc. February 22, 2011

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surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 30, 2003

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internet liberty warrior

A libertarian. The name comes from their obsessive screeching of "RON PAUL!!!" AND "LIBERTY!!!" on internet forums and YouTube comments, and their angry kneejerk reactions to any criticism of their lord and savior Ron Paul and of libertarianism. The term is similiar to "Social Justice Warrior", which describes similar behavior by far left individuals about their causes.

(The following situation takes place on an message board of some sort)

Person #1: I think that capitalism definitely has some flaws because...

Person #2: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU!! FREE MARKET! RON PAUL REVOLUTION!

Person #1: Shut the fuck up and let me speak, internet liberty warrior.

by The Dreamer Of Dreams December 23, 2013

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rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.

by JarlBatman August 19, 2015

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internet wiener cousins

People who know each other in real life, and have encountered by random chance content created by one another

"I totally saw the pseudonym my bro Rick uses on an Urban Dictionary word. I guess were internet wiener cousins now."

by drakebloodiv August 16, 2011

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borrow from the internet

Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.

- Did you saw the new Star Wars movie?
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet

Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.

by dedibot April 21, 2018

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fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 7, 2011

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