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A person with large round lower legs, that some what resemble a bum.
Look at his legs over there, they look like bum legs.
When a chick has black hair protruding from her asshole to resemble that of a daddy long leg. The "body" is said to be in the rectum with only its legs being visible.
When bending that bitch over last night, I looked down and saw a daddy long leg chillen down there.
the necessity of sitting down or doing something else the minute you walk into an art museum no matter how much energy you previously had.
Gah, it's like I have art museum legs, I'm already exhausted and we just got here!
The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
A tall skinny guy or girl, particularly with long legs which resemble a mosquitos, who are completely unlikeable because they are such jerks.
Don't talk to Ritchie man, that guy is a bendy-legged chumbucket!
A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!