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This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.
Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
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A person with large round lower legs, that some what resemble a bum.
Look at his legs over there, they look like bum legs.
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When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
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When a chick has black hair protruding from her asshole to resemble that of a daddy long leg. The "body" is said to be in the rectum with only its legs being visible.
When bending that bitch over last night, I looked down and saw a daddy long leg chillen down there.
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the necessity of sitting down or doing something else the minute you walk into an art museum no matter how much energy you previously had.
Gah, it's like I have art museum legs, I'm already exhausted and we just got here!
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A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
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A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
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