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When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
play a short piece of music on an instrument
Is he playing a lick on the piano?
Yes he is!
A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
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When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass
I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!
Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder
Met a girl last night and tinder licked her