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what a boys says when he wants you but is breaking up with you because he has to protect his reputaion as a player
him- listen, it'd not working
you- what?
him- yeah, your parents, us not seeing eachother
you- i get it, so we're done?
him- looks that way, are you okay?
you-yep, i think your confused
him- probably, maybe if we have classes together we can get back together.
you-(in you head) i'm in honors classes, we won't have anything together your an idiot.( not in your head) ok bye
It really does depend on the context/situation.
If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.
If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.
If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.
Party filled with drunken bros ready to abuse.
dude, i went to the jack johnson concert the other night, and it was like an all you can rape buffet.
Kid who wants to atract the attention of a youtuber called "yo mama"
"Yo mama so fat that when she fell everybody thought it was a big meteorite"
"Like so BRODY can see 👍"
To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."
Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!