Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

Pernone some Noobs

To demolish some new players or just plain bad players in a video game. To crush their hopes and dreams and win every fight you take. To beat someone so bad they never want to play again. To make that person feel embarrassed on the sticks and have them think why they ever picked them up.

I just want to pernone some noobs on Fortnite and get some dubs but I keep facing PC sweats.