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The act of a man or boy of having a boner
a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
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Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects
They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"
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The girl I fucked with last night got some fire cat
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What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
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Most are living their 3rd life, can heal and protect you, most can predict the furture and also have premonitions to be able to save lives, if you ever meet one they won't tell you that they are one unless your one of them, they are telepathic and are empath. Also if you meet one don't let them go they are very good hearted honest loyal people. Don't piss one off because they have powers and can destroy your life in a blink of an eye so trust them when they give advise as well it's true and honest, and very knowledgeable remember they have been here for 3 terms of this life.
Hi, have you met my new friend, she's a fire angel?
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When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away
I gave gavin the fire exit last night, I dont think he's happy
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A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
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